Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
If anybody still check in, I know posts have been few and far between but I've been busy.
Sometimes I feel like if I have time to blog, then there's something else I should and could be doing... Don't worry kids, I haven't been wasting my time... More to come...
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Is there anything better than a kid's face after a mallomar?
Is there anything better than the face you make after eating a mallomar?
Friday, March 27, 2009
Now before all you Captain Persnicketies say 'hey the district is a district, not a state,' let me continue...
I honestly didn't know (thought it was the finch) so I jumped on my phone, accessed the internet, googled 'state bird of DC' and *PRESTO* got my answer and even a picture.
Except for Al Gore inventing it, I don't know much about the internet. The story I grew up with was that it was a university project for remote access of information and the ability to share research with others. My brother-in-law is probably trying to punch me in the kidneys through the computer right now.
But the fact remains that was once was designed (or should have been) as a tool for learning is now a travashamockey of that.
For some reason, the internet thinks I have a small penis and problem getting it up, it thinks I need a new mortgage, a new job and to take college classes. I need perscription drugs, cheaper travel deals and asian hookers who do it all night long. What would my life be without improved credit reporting, movies delivered to my door or spyware protection? Don't forget, your life isn't complete until you've seen Joe America popping a zit on his face while Jane America tells us all about why whole wheat toast is a conspiracy to keep us out of Area 51. And a special shout out to all my friends on MyFaceTwit?
It seems to me the school has become a market place and not much else. Granted, I enjoy the fact that I can find matching Elvis salt and pepper shakers, but sometimes all I need to do is find out something about DC's state bird: the wood thrush... And even the name of that bird could probably be considered a porn site.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Might be to much... Maybe will stop for cosmo or double mocha latté frappichino ice coffee thingy...
POST SCRIPT: (2 PM)
Yeah... those feelings of manliness are gone. I just got back from home Depot where I bought two window box planters and a dozen flowers to go in them... what kind of flowers you ask... Pansies.
Why did I buy the pansies? Because I thought they would look pretty in our back yard and didn't know the name of them was until after I made the decision to buy them.
I'll be back I have to go chug a quart of motor oil and talk about football.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Pudgy ThirtyNothing: Nnnnoooo. I'm still sore from yesterday's workout.
BW: So am I, but you have to work through it... That's good pain.
PTN: Yeeeeaaahhhh... But there are Mallomars in the kitchen... And I need a cigarette.